Myrtle’s Adventures T-Shirt

LIMITED PRINT RUN / LIMITED DROP

Long sleeve shirt featuring our mascot Myrtle and her famous condom testing methods, and a Global Protection quality badge on the front.

About Myrtle: In 1993 Global Protection Corp. hired Myrtle as Quality Inspector #47. Our company hasn’t been the same since. We’re inspired by her unwavering commitment to quality control and her don’t-mess-with-me attitude. In addition to her rigorous standards, Myrtle likes to go that extra mile. Her Jump Rope Test and Car Battery Test are something to behold. If you have a sexual question, Myrtle has all the answers. She’s been telling people how it is since the 90s, and we’re all better for it.

Highlights:

• Sizes S-3X available while supplies last.
• Screen printed on white soft spun cotton blend base shirt
• Unisex cut, modern classic fit
• Narrow width, rib collar
• Tear away label

Artwork © Global Protection Corp.