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Myrtle’s Adventures T-Shirt

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Long sleeve tee with mascot Myrtle's famous condom testing methods on the back and a Global Protection Corp.® quality badge on the front.

About Myrtle: In 1993 Global Protection Corp.® hired Myrtle as Quality Inspector #47, and our company hasn't been the same since. We're inspired by her unwavering commitment to quality control and her solutions-oriented, no-BS attitude. She's known for her off-the-wall condom testing methods like the Jump Rope Test and the Car-battery Test. Back in the 90s people used to mail her sexual health questions that she'd answer in her Myrtle's Journal newsletter. A lot has changed since then, but Myrtle is as passionate as ever and we're all better off for it.

Highlights:

  • Sizes S-3X available while supplies last.
  • Screen printed on white soft spun cotton blend base shirt.
  • Unisex cut, modern classic fit.
  • Narrow width, rib collar.
  • Tear away label.

Artwork © Global Protection Corp.®

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